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The moggy PM's days are numbered...
Senior backbencher and heartthrob MP, Douglas Schnitty, has been caught briefing a journalist at The Meowington Times about our moggy PM....
Hector Perp Pahpousson


We need to do something about the Prime Minister
Spotted in the alleys of Westminster — Defence Secretary Hector Perp Pahpousson and senior backbencher Douglas Schnitty plotting to do...
Hector Perp Pahpousson


Plotting the Prime Minister's downfall
Defence Secretary Hector Perp Pahpousson plotting the downfall of the moggy Prime Minister. Cat Society, the witty novel on cats and...
Hector Perp Pahpousson


We're on social media, Douggy!
We're on social media Douggy, wah! But what should we do our next post on?
Hector Perp Pahpousson

COMING SOON: Cat Society, the novel.
Cat Society will be published this autumn by The Book Guild! It is a witty and bonkers story of life and politics in Westminster –...
Douglas Schnitty


On a mission to help the slum cats
Hi, Douglas here, pleased to meet you. I'm a senior backbencher in the governing Freedom Cats Party, and I'm on a mission to help the...
Douglas Schnitty
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